I just gotta share this - cuz it's hilarious - even though Dude thinks I'm an EVIL Beeach! Thankfully, This morning I did NOT wake up in this situation (has nothing to do w/ story - but it's funny to me...anyway...):
... I didn't EVEN want to do anything for VD Day - but at Dude's insistence I met him for drinks in The City. He had tried to get reservations at a coupla spots and I said let's keep this low-profile. I know he likes brew, so I suggested this great & conveniently located pub: Ginger Man. I felt kinda bad for going off on him via chat earlier in the day, so I got him a li'l peace offering gift. Things were going fairly okay - I knew I was feeling explosive - but I tried, I really tried to keep it under wraps. The evening started going so well that we decided to take the party to Bklyn and stopped at this FLY li'l spot called Luz! It was chilly out and I wanted something warming and the bartender created this DEEEELLIIISSH warm sangria! We couldn't find it on any menu - so, I like to think he made it just for me, specially since when the tab came he said, "The lady's drink is on me." I was in HEAVEN!! Now, I don't know if that bit of attention ticked Dude off or what - but we get in the car and my newest Snoop Jam comes on - which I put on full blast! Why da HAYL did Dude try to turn it into a deep conversation about how Snoop would be considered a genius if nobody knew he got high. I was like: "What da HAYL are U talking about? Snoop and weed go hand in hand! U can't HAVE one without the other! Just Ask SNOOP!!!" LOL! I'm laughin' my azzz off - but Dude is insistent! Finally, I just say:
It's still all jokes to me! But Dude looks at me: "What did U say to me?" Of course, I repeated myself cuz I don't "stutter". He got all blustery: "I'm not gonna have U disrespect me, blah, blah, blah..." I didn't even try to discourage his threat to use traveling options outside my ride. He tried to stare me down and I was still laughin' which I think pissed him off further. I told him earlier that drinkin' makes EVERY thang & EVERY one funnier to me! He jumps out in a huff! Oh well, I had a great night considering I hadn't planned on doing anything for VD day in the first place!
Hope U all enjoyed yours & have a great weekend!
*Thanx Ms. Behaving for this great gif! LOL!
Friday, February 15, 2008
So, Last Night....
Moved by The Creator, Merely posted by CapCity at 2/15/2008
Labels: funny, STFU, tough love
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16 Comments:
good lord...dude needs to chill! :D happy V Day cap!
Sistah... too much. But I agree, chronic and Snoop is like peanut butter and jelly..DUH!! Happy B'lated Sweethearts Day...
Dang Cap! but i love how you still kept that smile on your face...and laughing...priceless!
Do not cast your pearls before swines! Sister as fine as you are, you do not need to go out on troll dates! Drop that zero and hold out for a hero!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Sis!!! LMBAO I knew when you needed a cyber drink early in da afternoon that fool was gone sho his azz! I wulda been laughin my azz off too...
You shoulda told him HE need to smoke some weed...and CHILL. DA. FUGG. OUT!
Glad you enjoyed yourself anyway....
*psst psst...and if I was you...I'd go back 'n holla at that bartender...nawimean...*
Hey Cap,
I guess you gotta find a new sprinkler system for your spring Garden, Huh ?
Sounds like Bruh-man didn't settle his heart after you rake his soul over the coals in that chat session! I guess he'll realize later that he needed to turn off the "war machine" in his heart before he decided to spend V-Day time around you. Knowing you, he wasn't prepared!
Lisa - thanx - i'm praying to the Lord for him/us, too;-).
Bkmaniac - backATcha! U KNNOWWww! belated to u, 2 sweets;-).
Miz - GURL - at this stage in the game...I GOTTA laugh! I'm not young as these fools thank!;-)
SISTAHHH KI.KI! U KNOW WHAT da HAYL uh'm SAYIN'!! ;-) *whisperin' & lookin' 'round: u know I'll keep ya posted;-)*
Tony OOOHHHhhhh.. myyy u R soo right - pray fo' meh! Spring is in a coupla months!
Ced - we know he/we WASN'T!! The funny thang: talked to some friends about it more in depth TONIGHT - I just left a relationship where my world was rocked by a TWENTY-SEVEN yr old ALPHA MALE (who barely TOUCHED me!) & DUDE just got outta relationship with a COMPLIANT female (ME & compliant?? - I think I'm ALLERGIC to that word!!) ... a sure "train wreck" ... nahImean?! LOL!!!
Hey Cap!
LMBAO @ Tony's "I guess you gotta find a new sprinkler system for your spring Garden, Huh ?"
It goes without saying that anytime the wavelengths are that far apart, the only option is to wave...BUH-BYE!
Yea, Sharon - U right - but we gave it a shot, so I give us both credit for trying;-).
where do u be fning these yellow page nigaz at LOL
LOL! T - u jus' be callin' a sistah OUT! They be findin' me, Luv. And cuz I love my Men so much - I try to work w/ 'em, I try...
He'll be alright...that's my new motto.
Nicole - u're right. Either way, I figure it's in the hands/plans of The Creator;-).
That guy sounds like an ex-boyfriend of mine! And he is in NY! I often wonder how he will find someone who will be submissive enough for him and independent and smart at the same time...
LMBO @ this post...
Reads like dude might have been too uptight to begin with.
Glad you still managed to enjoy yourself. [That is afterall what's most important here anyway].
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