So, Last Night....

I just gotta share this - cuz it's hilarious - even though Dude thinks I'm an EVIL Beeach! Thankfully, This morning I did NOT wake up in this situation (has nothing to do w/ story - but it's funny to me...anyway...):

... I didn't EVEN want to do anything for VD Day - but at Dude's insistence I met him for drinks in The City. He had tried to get reservations at a coupla spots and I said let's keep this low-profile. I know he likes brew, so I suggested this great & conveniently located pub: Ginger Man. I felt kinda bad for going off on him via chat earlier in the day, so I got him a li'l peace offering gift. Things were going fairly okay - I knew I was feeling explosive - but I tried, I really tried to keep it under wraps. The evening started going so well that we decided to take the party to Bklyn and stopped at this FLY li'l spot called Luz! It was chilly out and I wanted something warming and the bartender created this DEEEELLIIISSH warm sangria! We couldn't find it on any menu - so, I like to think he made it just for me, specially since when the tab came he said, "The lady's drink is on me." I was in HEAVEN!! Now, I don't know if that bit of attention ticked Dude off or what - but we get in the car and my newest Snoop Jam comes on - which I put on full blast! Why da HAYL did Dude try to turn it into a deep conversation about how Snoop would be considered a genius if nobody knew he got high. I was like: "What da HAYL are U talking about? Snoop and weed go hand in hand! U can't HAVE one without the other! Just Ask SNOOP!!!" LOL! I'm laughin' my azzz off - but Dude is insistent! Finally, I just say:
It's still all jokes to me! But Dude looks at me: "What did U say to me?" Of course, I repeated myself cuz I don't "stutter". He got all blustery: "I'm not gonna have U disrespect me, blah, blah, blah..." I didn't even try to discourage his threat to use traveling options outside my ride. He tried to stare me down and I was still laughin' which I think pissed him off further. I told him earlier that drinkin' makes EVERY thang & EVERY one funnier to me! He jumps out in a huff! Oh well, I had a great night considering I hadn't planned on doing anything for VD day in the first place!
Hope U all enjoyed yours & have a great weekend!

*Thanx Ms. Behaving for this great gif! LOL!